I Believe We Must Fight the Dark Lord

I've been up and down the Overlanders Road, and of late there are many rumours about the Dark Lord. I have heard that he now has a metal horse from the world of Earth. Arnie came here in a metal horse. Remember when you said he fell through in his metal horse? He called it a car? Yes. Perhaps he has found this car, managed to look at it and create one of his own. Here's what we'll do. I have a plan. You used to do it right now and I need you to make me a tiny metal horse. And make it with three metal buttholes. What is that now, three? I will. There