The Fourth Amendment Wasn't Written With Aliens in Mind

The fourth amendment wasn't written with alien shape shifters in mind. Whatever happened to strict constructionism? The founders couldn't conceive of airplanes either. You don't see us changing the constitution to accommodate them. Look at full body scans. They're an example of exactly the kind of search that i'm talking about. And you go through those every time you want aboard an airplane. These people were giving me a headache. I'd only tuned into this new station because, according to everything i'd been able to piece together, that's where the trouble had started. It had taken the marshals hours to find some place to stash me and it felt as though i had been run all over