In 21 Years of Fucking Cooking, I've Never Refused to Taste a Dish

In 21 years of fucking cooking, I've never ever refused to taste a dish. And when the lamb shanker arrived on the table, I got told that it has a shelf life of 12 months and dad didn't cook it. So this lamb doesn't need refrigerating. Interesting structure, isn't it? Something needs doing, right? Another way of saying it, this lamb needs to be refrigerated. It needs refrigerating. How in the fuck can you charge 11 pounds for that? Now here's another use of swearing, right? Now in questions, where, who, why, what, you know, when and so on. You can just add 'fucking'