The Purpose of Life in a Lazy River Ride

The cannonball loop was only open for a little over a month before the state's advisory board on Carnival Amusement Safety ordered its closure. The aquascoot where riders would have hard plastic sleds at the top of the attraction and go down a curved open slide had metal rollers, you know, like a factory assembly line. One of the rides that looks actually super cool was called the Colorado River Ride. It was a group inner tube ride that was a whitewater rafting simulator.