The Disorientation of Home Runs

"It's like what calibrating yourself to the juiciness of the ball at the beginning of every new season is exhausting," says Ben Affleck. "I'm going to return to the home run thing in a hot second, but I had to take one of the cats to get booster chats and she had to get vaccine shots" The actor thinks that we should adopt their life stages, nomenclature, because you go junior, prime, mature, senior, and then geriatric.