Calib Garret's Father's Victim

"He did deflower that woman on the eve of obama's first election uh yeah i could see that he's one of those guys where you know he's young probably played football because he's been good" "There's a lot of women smacking lummoxes out there who are holding down the finest piece of punani in all this county. There's not a whole lot that the guy can do to fuck it up because the options are limited" 'I'm gonna be the chupacabra on his ass and suck that goat right out of his ear' "'You're speaking of Munio's wainwright the forgotten son of big billy wainwright