I'm Not an I TV Presenter, but I'm an Odd Contributor.

i was shocked and saddened to see you were not included in the line up. Was it a snub on their part not to invite you? Other women of a certain age were present, notably glorias honey pot and janet street cleaner. You don't have any food fetishes you want to share with us? No, i don't think i've ever used food in a sexual way. Gess i' sorry to be boring, very dull. Any others? A is the when do you have to go?