How to Win a Pub Quiz

alix love has a show at the edinburgh fringe festival called how not to win. The boating life is really rubbish and nobody else do it because we don't want to encourage any more people on here. Only the queen can eat mute swans unless you're the queen  the queen owns all the swans i think there was a turkish man recently who beheaded yes swan and then put it into his rucksack because he didn't realize it was illegal. There's always someone who pipes something that goes oh yeah they can uh break your arm with their wing a swan They've got a very strong way of break your arm why is it that people always say