How to Create an Encrypted Metal Plate That's Human Readable, Right?

In the UK, if you put a micro encrypted micro C in a safe deposit box, you could still have an order to produce by a judge that essentially says, if you don't decrypt that thing, you go to jail. It's a computer problem. So what I wanted to do was can I create an encrypted metal plate that is human readable, right? And it's plausible, deniable. That's our motto now. We have a single sig with three plates. They look like I'm complying. You can even load funds on them to be Holy blossom.