The Security Blotter

Two male students were reprimanded for a scuffle at the salad bar in the dining commons during lunch. Blood tests of the five suspects revealing traces of fireman's casserole in their bodies, which was believed to have been the cause of erratic behavior. Five persons were arrested by Costa police and turned over to campus security on suspicion of driving under the influence. The driver of the vehicle will not be formally charged until the cafeteria can be absolved of blame.