You've tried your best there. Maybe in a few weeks we'll be talking. They have had such a tough start and I'm sure things are going to pick up because not every week you have to play Liverpool in Manchester City, is it? OK, differential of the week. Because we've gone wildly off script, completely my own fault, differential of the week is going to be a speedy differential of the week this week. You know the drill by now. These guys pick a player who is under 10% own that they think could provide points this week and potentially even beyond. Last week, congratulations to Sam. I thought of you and James Madison got an assist. How did he not get more? Against Timmerson, I know. That's the story of your life. I know.E. Vardy and that party that's ended after one week?

I mean, you know, let me just say this was the worst ever differential pick in the history of this game. I'm glad you said it. He had zero shots. I think he had six passes. He played 71 minutes. I would have done better. I think he had like literally like 12 touches of the ball. 12 touches, one of them, kick-off, either the first one or after half time. One was the other kick-off after the first one. I mean, worst pick ever. I'm sorry if anybody listened to my Vardy, Jamie Vardy, the partier pick.

I thought I'd never see this on this podcast. Jules is holding his hands up. That was probably. But that was quite the omissions. Come on then,

Jules. Oh no, it's the winner, it? I let the winner go first. Sam, who are you going with? So I, George, you mentioned Samenia earlier, I had him as my backup. I'll leave you in case you want him. No, no, I've got three, so I've got

plenty. Sorry. You've got three? Yeah, three. I give them all. I give them all. It's like Christmas today. It's because he's on holiday

with loads of people. He's been using it as an opportunity. They've

got someone else as an expert and they're just feeding him the information. No, no, I'm the expert.

It's only amongst my friends.

Yeah. So I'll leave some menu because he was my backup anyway, if I'm going first. And I'm going to go for Brian M. Boimo this week. We've got Southampton at home. He's going to cost you seven million. So he's not exactly a cheap option, but he's only owned by 5.2% of the game, which really surprised me, given how good he's been over previous seasons. So far, this campaign has created four chances, and two of those have been big chances. And that's more than anyone else in the Brentford team. He has also had two further attempts on goal. Both of those have come from inside the box. He's produced four key passes, which again is more than anyone else at Brentford. And when Tony was out last season and Bombeau was absolutely brilliant, like he really stood up and I expect that that will happen again. He's going to face Southampton in game week three, whose underlying stats at the end of game week one looked great, but then they were playing against a 10-man Newcastle side. Since then, Southampton have conceded seven big chances in the last two matches. That's the third most across the league. And I think, you know, actually had Char not been sent off in Game Week 1, that seven big chances conceded would have been significantly higher than that because Newcastle didn't attack as much as probably they would have done if they were at full strength. So I think in BOMO against Southampton at home could be a really nice pick this

week. I like that, Jules, what about you?

I don't know where to go really, I've got too many. So, Semeño was one of them.

I feel like I've started thinking, on the first week when I wouldn't let you have your first differentials, you've now come armed with loads and when I want you to be quick on your differentials as well. No, we're not. I'll

be quick. So, Semeño is a good one, 5.5 million, only by 2.5% of the manager. 13 points already because, as we said, we turned back to back. One goal, one assist in the first two game weeks. He had 12 shots in those two game weeks. 16 touches in the opposition box, which is a lot. So, that's good. Then I had Iwobi too. I like Iwobi because Fulham played Ipswich and Ed Sheeran. And he had eight points against Leicester. It was really good. So... I wonder

if Ed find out if Ed Sheeran plays FPL. We get him.

Oh my God. Yeah, yeah, I will. I will. I don't

know why I think you've got contacts with Ed Sheeran. No, no, no. He and I will hang out. Sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt you, but that was just like a light. I'll swim in his

pond too. it will be 1.1% owned, 5.5 million as well because Smith Row is heavily owned obviously. So you could go for Iwobi as a differential and I think the two of them, best friends, etc. They can do well against Ipswich. And then Savio is a very interesting one, but that could be one for another day. Which one are you going with? I mean I'd pick the one who does the best obviously. No, you have to work like that. What? Okay. So I will go for... So, Semenyo, ever... Quick differentials? Come on. It will be quick. Don't let everyone down again because everyone's sitting on a body. But please go for Semenyo and I will get the

credit.