The Horrors of Getting a Football in Your Goolys

Goolys is not really a swear word, but obviously it's slightly rude to refer to your genitals at any given time. The word bollocks is the official swear word for that part of the body. If you're gormless, it just means that they're really stupid and they look kind of stupid as well,. so you'd say, Hey Paul, do you want a cup of coffee? What Paul? So gormless.