Your Mom Is Sucking a Guy's Cock for Crack

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"What are we offering the kids that isn't a gang? That's my question. Well, because here's what happens," he says. "You lose one good mom's dude and then you'll always have that field one fucking loser." He goes on to describe how his friends tease him for not being affiliated with gangs.

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