Ep. 16 - A Tournament for Knights
Dungeons and Daddies
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I Wink at Daryl Convincingly in This Dream
I would like to use my powers of astral projection and lucid dreaming to do like a distraction behind the short guy so that he'll like look away. I want to try to flank the shortest one. So go ahead and do a dexterity advantage because the distraction did not work. They just continue to stare for it at the pin wheeling dick that's in front of them. All three of them in a purple like start massaging their fucking temples and they're like that is the most depressing thing I've ever seen. If nothing else illustrates the need for us over you as fathers. Thank you so much for that perfect metaphor.
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