The Origins of Salad Ingredients

All of our Wall of Famers this week have conducted extremely important research on behalf of our great species. Alexandra Keith found an early manuscript of John Milton's Paradise Lost and its smash hit sequel Paradise Regained proving that the 19th century poetry celebs work was originally about him losing his keys and then finding them again sometime later down the back of his sofa. Sandra Schmidt discovered Alexander Pope was not in fact a pope at all. David Murphy proved scientifically that cucumbers are edible for millennia people had assumed they were lethally poisonous. Carla Hoffman has unearthed almost unarguable proof that the origin of salad dressing was from a collision between two freight trains one carrying olive oil the other carrying vinegar which