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King Carlos: the Anti-Footballer

Ridiculous Crime

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The Black Magic Priest - Carlos Kaiser

A professional soccer club hires a shaman despite the incident because they want him to beseech the gods and do what no one on earth has yet been able to do. Get Carlos Kaiser onto a professional soccer pitch and make him play a game. So you watch intently as he does exactly that, trying to lift the curse on this haunted footballer. He smirks his chicken feathers lightly rained down on him. You watch the scene noting how surreal it is. Careful that no chickens are harmed. In this ritual, you will not have a repeat of the incident. It's an open secret who Carlos Kaiser is. They've all seen him do his like, oh, my thigh.

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