Is It Not Getting Better?

Left wing candidate, salvador iende, was elected to be the president of chile in 19 70. He brought with him promises of socialism and a number of different reforms. This terrified paul shaffer, who considered iende to be nothing more than the physical reincarnation of joseph stalland mixed with, one presumes, the literal christian devil. Shaffer started marshalling his followers to prepare for an apocalyptic assault. They smuggled weapons in from germany. Since the colonia was a charitable organization, its shipments were stopped by customs. In this way, they smuggled in dozens of submachine guns, which they used as models so they could turn their machine shop