The Importance of Swearing at Work

A scientific report was released this week which flew around the world in seconds. It reveals that swearing at work, work can help employ morale. I think it's time for the **** government to get off their lazy asses and bring in a compulsory five minute swearing break into the working day. In fact, probably two, one in the morning or one in the afternoon, not swearing is costing a British economy in a region of 38 billion **** pounds a year. Let's not forget that swearing at Work is what won us the war. That team spirit was really created by our soldiers using the words, a regular intervals.