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CGI Hanging Baskets (with guest correspondent Juno Dawson)

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How Much Have You Paid for a Hand Wash?

I'm always impressed if I go to someone's house and I flush and the water comes out blue or purple. It shows people that you care about toilet hygiene. You can't get rid of this jelly. My old toilet's jelly. Just a while of jelly now, but it smells incredible. Rock our jelly just all over the toilet. Have you ever seen them poo drops? From Asa. The post poo drops. Yeah. And the last bit of the podcast, I'd love a little piss sound effect to come on at some point. Well, it wouldn't be a little pissed sound. If it was an empty bin, it'd be like, do-do

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