Hairless Hutch, Hairless Dude?

Lizard folk are out to get me because lizard folk don't have hair So they assume that I would have a hair obsession or that I would dream of wearing hair like uh like some of you folk do Interesting. It seems like you might actually wish you had hair my friend. Yeah, it sounds like uh some unresolved issues The lizard folk reaches out a scaly arm says hairless hutch. Uh, what might your name be? Kai Borg. Oh, he likes that. He's a lizard folk One isn't one of those like double winks like yeah Okay, uh, it's time to go to your execution. Bye Bye. bye hairless dude.