I'm a Dude and I'd Like to Stop a Criminal Prosecution, but I Don't Want To.

"I was 11 dude. And this grown man is telling me how I need to like stop some entire legal proceeding or whatever," he says. "All these years later parts of me wonder why I didn't react more viscerally to actually being threatened with murder." He adds that his dad ended up winning custody purely on the basis of him not having any kind of criminal record while my mom's and Craig's rap sheet was like a mile long.