Eddie Is Hard

I remember when I skived and bunked off school, I wagged off school once. There was a Michael Kane autobiography signing at the Waterstones here in Birmingham. And me and my friend, we had these great witty lines that we were going to say to try and make Michael Kane laugh. But then when I got there for them, I said, Oh, thank you, Mr Kane. Thank you very much. And I like you. It's one of those things where, you know, like I'm trying to sleep at night and my brain is reminding me of all the stupid things I've ever done. So anyway, so the back to the story of my uncle is face