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Star Trek Dating Advice

Bad Friends

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How to Buy a Family Online

Huda Bobby: I'd love to get my- buy my own parents. Buy cousins. Buying a family would be actually awesome. If you're somebody who never had any connective tissue to your real parents, why can't you buy a buy into a family? Then let's start a business website and we'll sell families. We'll even do like the cheaper ones or like second cousins. You have to be $10 for a second cousin. And then that's the ugly one. That's the low end sister. Well, how long are their contracts? How long do these siblings last? Forever. Oh, you get them for life. Let's see die.

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