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467: No Such Thing As Free Laundry

No Such Thing As A Fish

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Do You Eat Egg With Your Mouth?

US President James Garfield ate everything through his anus for the last month of his life. He was shot in July 1881 and they live for a further 80 days. Doctors now say he would have been at our hospital about two or three days later. They just invited like dozens of doctors to his bedside who all prodded around trying to find this bullet. So if you stopped being able to consume food, they just shoved it up your arse.

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