The Myth of Hardy German

This is the first article in a newspaper. Oh, you'll all laugh when you hear about what he did. Did you hear what happened in the forest when the men was syruping? Oh, and it was a trifle amusement. He could then, he could not help turning around now and then to bite the leg of his daring writer. So he bit the man. Nevertheless, Hardy German kept his seat in spite of the smart and streams of blood, which were trickling down his legs. Can I say? Trinkling is the worst, like the bear syruping him. He's badly wounded. The blood is trickling. It's way it's just a trick.