Rise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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The Pros and Cons of Soccer
"I think I would be remarkable. If there was a wall-mounted version of my dick, and you were like, give yourself head, I'd be like, everybody, pay attention," he says. "There are some real bollars if you've never played soccer... Soccer is like jerking off." He also talks about his trip to Mexico City where the city's park is bigger than Central Park.
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