The Bartisian Is a Must Have for the Fucking Bars

The Bartisian lets you customize the strength of each drink. You can choose from over 50 different cocktails margaritas, martinis and old fashions. Right now, for limited time, you will get free cocktails and free shipping with your new Bartisian. Text Sophia to 64,000 for free cocktails andFree shipping text. Fia: Is that even politically correct? Do we still call it thanksgiving?