The Amuse Bush

A pair of wax lips are just what it sounds like. It's a pair of big lips made of wax. And they're presented as a form of candy. So I put the Mick Jagger lips out on made a wax, but you can't talk with them. So I just kind of do the like, Hey, I've got my lips in my mouth. It's my name. I'm funny. But then those wax lips come back at me out of the audience, obviously thrown by a baseball player. Oh and I barely avoid serious injury.