How to Write a Daily Comic Strip

Jim Davis: Garfield creator, Jim Davis finds dog semen theory hard to swallow. There's an entire there's like a week and a half of strips where Garfield declares it national fat week. This is the week for all you fat people to come out of the closet. Don't exercise. You'll be happier. Have you ever seen a jogger laugh? Hey, oh, here's a national fat week weight height chart. According to this, if you weigh 200 pounds, you should be 64. That means if you're under 64, you're not overweight, you're under tall. Well fat brothers and sisters, this last day of round is beautiful. Now get out there and eat