The Ridiculousness of My 28-Year-Old Female Boyfriend

"I'm glad you're here because I'm tired, my back hurts," she writes. "It's ridiculous how much I loved a lurk on Reddit." Her boyfriend of two years will not stop speaking in a fake Italian-American accent and keeps making up foreign words,. He has all of the sopranos DVDs at his place, and I'm pretty sure he still watches them that way.