The History of Leo Holtzman

Holtzman is born MVP. I mean MVP of the universe by a very large Martian. God, he changes everything. It's insane. And his story is so interesting. Like, you know, give me his story, like make the movie about his life. HBO, HBO, please. That would be so good. Okay, let's talk about his life a little early in his life somewhere around his 20s, his mid to late 20s. He becomes a cyborg. Already a total badass. Then he goes on to discover interplanetary communication and reunifies all these disparate colonies.