Oral History of Sex

In recent statistics we've seen that there's actually a bit of an increase in slurping the gherkin among those with a higher level of education. In ancient Egyptian philosophy my god were these gods absolutely horny. And so he does as many men today wish they could do and bends over himself and starts to suck his own cock. There is an absolutely brilliant hieroglyphic that depicts Geb like rolled over himself with his cock in his mouth. Now I want it tattooed onto my body but as far as I know that's the oldest illustration of maybe ever of someone sucking their own cock. So shout out Geb love your work.