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Rude Tales of Magic

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How to Make Your Date Happy Tonight

Your boss called the cops while you're off fighting uh, um, what father time. You were arrested and from the jail wagon And you see a rat person has to borrow the pen from your boss as they leave the party Your boss gives the rat person your father's pen The rat person takes it into the sewer where it uses it to write the play Maybe jones a writer's group the free market has spoken Uh, tim was yours make sure your date has a good time. Yeah, I didn't talk this and made it way too easy So they didn't want to be here. You begged them it was mistake Why the hell would anyone want to be a company in your years party

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