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The Government Might Try to Send Asylum Seekers to Ascension Island
Ascension Island has no hospital and moving large number of migrants there could overload existing power and water facilities. The Falklands have the kind of holy status to the modern Tory party, so they're not going to send people there. What would be more British and Tory than sending loads of foreigners to live in the Falklands against local people's wants or wishes? That is the spirit of the British Empire. Well, what if some of these asylum seekers turn out to be Argentinian though? That would be that would be Bisser's week.
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