Is There a Plan to Sponsor a Female Hygiene Product?

My proposal is we set up an email address and we free market this bad boy. Whatever the top one is, that wins the auction. It's got to be a product. Right. Or an idea. I don't know much about feminine hygiene products. So we can't do an ad for that. Well, no, I don't want to cramp the creativity before we get started. Why are you killing our auction? What if it's a really good feminine hygiene product that we can genuinely talk about?"