I'd Hit a Pad Cast on the Top of Christ's Foreskin

In the middle ages someone claimed to have, like, i've got the folk and ive got ctopochrist dick. And it became a folkin relic. So what happened was, because then cause christ ascended to heaven, you see. An then he goes on it, it causes the whole of catholicism to fall a parier,. His penis skin was just going up, ascending. But so come here and i tell yo, haven't heard that. Here we go. Wel, here we go.