Why Do You Think I Don't Have a Job?

Every time i come to one of these work events, the women always assume that i'm not employed. Can i just ask you a question? What is it about me, the way i look and the way i'm dressed, that makes you think i don't have a job? Noo, no, i'm not trying to make it weird. I just need to know, cause don't feel bad. You're not the first person who's done this. Why? Why do you think i haven't got a job? Cause i do have a job. Not only do i have a job,. which means i'm probably, can't say, smarter than you. But at the