The Greatest Warrior in All of Food

Ernie has been trying to help people. But part of that is, like, what is my obligation to vanquish evil? Very high. The highest, the single most important thing you must do, vanquishevil whenever it... Dares to rear its ugly head! You must fight back against that darkness. Ernie should be getting some sort of check with payment. I still am not getting any benefit from any of this. Except for the sense of gratitude and warmth in your heart from doing a righteous day's work.