The Importance of Being a Defender of the Piece

There are so many dumb calls that it's mind-boggling. We'll get calls like, well, my neighbor's tree is dropping leaves on my car. I don't stop gravity. In the fuck, down! You with the tree! Get down! That's a real call. Someone cuff that elm. If you could drive by to shoot the tree. Just take it down. Jacob, watch the message board. We need questions for... We have a police expert. We have legal questions. Legal questions here for us.