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8 - The Lights in Radon Canyon

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Nightvale's Invisible Cross Walk Policy Is a Desperate Bid to Save Town Funds

The school board is due to announce its decision in their ongoing hearings as to whether appealing to angels for a win constitutes illegal game tampering. Several angels agreed to test at the hearings. Their testimonials were cut short when it became apparent that the hearings were actually elaborate traps set up by the city council. The secret police announced they will be randomly executing one prisoner a day until all incorrect votes are corrected. H b o on demand will be made available to prisoners during theiriinte detention. All your favorite shows, such as the wire, sex in the city, and even new hits like game of thrones, will be available in every cell.

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