The Google Cafeteria

All the money that magazines used to have is just in Google now. All the advert money upstream from our local press and our magazines is just behind an enormous money dam labeled Google. I couldn't believe how much money magazines you'd have. It's crazy. The idea of a magazine without any money now, it's the same as Google. Every Google is weirdly cutesy for a huge multi-billion pounds. And all the breakfast beggars have got like Bluetooth earpieces and those like motorized unicycle thingies. And they'd be called Booglers or something. That's gross. Like dogs are called Dooglers. Mmm, I don't really like it