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Bad Friends

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Black Cats Have Razors

Full feral cats have razors on their days. So that's why when they're having a go, oh, wow. One cat is so fucking fat. Like we thought there were strays. It looked like it hadn't eaten in weeks. But then the black cat sauntered over to me real slowly. And I thought, look at you. Look at you. The vet goes, what's that? How's it right now? Yeah. Well, cats have penises with little hooks on them. They're like, look at that. Hooks. So it hurts. yeah.

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