Introduction

My dad wrote a porno. We are going to find out what the hell is in between Jim's legs. This has been the longest week of my life waiting to find out. So many questions from so many people. I've gathered some theories. James emailed us a few theories. That either Jim has shaved or tattooed his private penis area into the visage of Belinda. The language about adapting to a new life and the emotion of it, you know, that felt like- It sent Twitter a light. People were even considering buying Blindebelink too. No one actually bought it. Emotions to make you do weird things.