The Underworld Is Not Hell as We Think of It

I always think it's really fun and interesting when we have these places, people, things from what we thought were just tales. The second thing that came to mind is why hasn't anyone turned this into like a flume ride at an amusement park? Or you're like in a log and then you just like go down the big dip and then all of a sudden you're in hell? Like, come on guys. Why not? I'm there. You see what you did there. Although six is a different river we should know here. Well, there's no bands that are called the Acaron or whatever. Maybe there is a black metal band called Acaron. But do they