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120: Keep Your Top On.. Ft. Brianna and Grace!

Two Hot Takes

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How to Fuck a Coconut

I'm allergic to coconut water and my dick swelled up and blocked the hole. I panicked and ripped my cock out, which cut it horribly. So here's the lesson. Don't fuck coconuts. This did feel like fanfic. If he could he would have a sex doll. And he wouldn't clean it. The fact that he used butter as lube is insane.

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