
Ep. 49 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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You Want to Kill a Girl From New York
I think south african, super hot. I hooked up wih a girl from liverpool once. She drank cavasier and smoked cool cigarettes. And sos like, i hooked up with a chick from ireland one time. That was a horrible accident. Case, i thought it ould be sexius fox, but it's not. Ye, she come going to die an old maid. Wo ness li, what secause no one ever loves me, no. Yoamy, breakfast. Onye, crush your fog an skull. This is what he wants to do, ye. He like you go.
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