The Failure of the Bruins

"I've really come to that realization that he just simply doesn't give a shit. And I think you have a better chance of fucking getting somebody on the phone at Google than you do that of having God actually answer or hear your prayers," says Jarrett Bellini. "So when people achieve something, losers can't wait for you to fuck it up." He adds: "Congratulations to the bitter losers out there. You will have a field day on Twitter, trying to piss off Bruins fans"