What Do You Fucking James Bond?

"I'm insanely in love with her. And I think she may be the one or at least the mother of my hypothetical children," he writes. "The other day I bought, I brought up an ex and this obviously pissed her off." She then said she was speaking with an ex on Facebook and and he said he wanted to marry her. 'You guys both need to fucking grow up,' says James Bond-like writer who wants his life back.