The Myth of Nessie

Every year William Hill the bookies do an actual competition. It's a photo competition where they award money to the winner Who's provided the best photographic evidence of Loch Ness monster? And this is the first year where they haven't given they had to disqualify all three entries and it was just another body of water So I have a theory of what's happened to to Nessie. This is the theory by Britain's high priest of white witches Kevin Carlion and he says I Personally believe Nessie is a ghost of a dinosaur who has been regularly seen in the lock But the spirit of the creature has been so exploited in recent years I decided to carry out an exorcism hence no sightings of