The Decrepit Donkey

"I should have known, i should have guessed that no one would fall in love with a guy with a cow's face. It was a sweet, sweet honey trap," writes the author. "The whole nun disguise had been a bum steer from the gatko... you just looked like a i just look like a nun with a cow’s face", he adds. 'Your chance of winning a donkey chase as you am er winning the book is slim to none,' says publisher Simon & Schuster.